Defending “The Bailey’s” Right to Kung Pao Chicken and an SUV

DOT Commissioner Iris Weinshall and her husband Senator Charles Schumer enjoy a meal with The Bailey’s.

This week’s New Yorker has a Jeffrey Goldberg Talk of the Town piece about Senator Charles Schumer’s new book, Positively American: Winning Back the Middle-Class Majority One Family at a Time. Schumer’s protagonist is an imaginary, average middle-class American family called “The Baileys” who accompany the Senator wherever he goes and advise him “on all manner of middle-class concerns.”

Schumer tells Goldberg that his imaginary constituents live in Massapequa, Long Island and are both forty-five years old. Joe works for an insurance company, Eileen is a part-time employee at a doctor’s office. The Bailey’s wouldn’t be the types to order chicken and steamed vegetables at Hunan Delight, Schumer says. They’d get the kung pao chicken.

And how would the Bailey’s get to Hunan Delight? Not in a Toyota Prius, that’s for sure…

Liberal élitism, [Schumer] said, as he stirred Sweet ‘N Low into his tea with a chopstick, alienates middle-income families from the Party. “Middle-class people don’t think everybody should have to drive a tiny little car to achieve improvement in global warming,” he said. Invoking opponents of expanding the tuition tax credit to the middle class, he went on, “If we listened to the New York Times editorial board, we’d have twenty-one votes in the Senate.”

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